Bill Swerski's Super Fans was a popular SNL skit. [YouTube]

Chicago Accents Are Not Sexy At All, Study Finds

Apparently people think Southern accents are more attractive than ours, to which we say: You're all jagoffs.

Downtown Primary category in which blog post is published
Bridgeport, Chinatown, McKinley Park Primary category in which blog post is published

PHOTOS: Chicagoans Come Together To Support Chinatown Businesses Hit Hard By Coronavirus Fears

“We’re just here to support, you know? We’re really just trying to center restaurants and solidarity,” said an organizer of the Chinatown Crawl.

Lincoln Square, North Center, Irving Park Primary category in which blog post is published

Koval Distillery Eyes Spring Opening For New Tasting Room And Patio

“We’re just so excited to welcome people to our new facility and show them everything once it’s ready. "

Uptown, Edgewater, Rogers Park Primary category in which blog post is published

These People Tagged Mike Bloomberg’s Edgewater Campaign Offices, Police Say

Bloomberg's campaign office was defaced with words such as "racist" and "oligarch."